So, I like to think that I am a good father. I provide for my family, I give them love and emotional support. I am interested in their education and try to expand their horizons. I am proud of their manners and intelligence. I feel like I am truly setting them up for success.
Then, out of nowhere, my six year old tells me, “Daddy, if you don’t let me use your iPad, I will pull down my pants and shart on your face.”
Oh the humanity, what have I done? Am I contributing to the downfall of society?
When parents are sitting around doing what parents do (Talk about their children), they will recall a time when they had the “talk” about the birds and the bees. I will recall teaching my kids at an early age about sharts and dingleberries.
It sounds wrong, but it feels so right.